Ponderings of a Geriatric College Student
I keep telling everyone – I’m too darn old for this stuff! My brain agrees, my bod agrees … my poor tired memory agrees … but my kids and my friends are completely without sympathy, and keep telling me: “Aw Moofie, you can do it!”
Sometimes, I’m not so sure …
I just finished a course that taught me more about computers than I ever wanted to know … and it was so complicated for my poor little brain that I’m starting it over from scratch now that it’s over, with my in house expert, Dougie, as my professor. I got a decent grade in the course, and won’t need to repeat it as far as school is concerned – but I know how much I’ve actually retained of what I was taught. Liquids – I retain … computer trivia – I don’t! I need to figure out a way to do that in reverse! ;o)
Seriously though, that last course was like something out of a bad dream. The online “autograders” would mark our quizzes wrong, even when we cut/pasted the information directly from our notes. There was a problem with the course design, and because of the hue and cry we raised in the classroom, DeVry is going to revamp the course before they give it again. It was hard enough already without marking our right answers wrong!
About half way through the 3 1/2 hour final, I knew I wasn’t going to get the high score I’d gotten on all of other courses up until then. I had that sinking feeling … there were things on there I know I’d never seen before …
Our professor, good hearted as he is, knowing that the course had some serious issues, graded the final on a curve. I came out of the course with a decent grade, and to my amazement, would have even if he hadn’t graded on a curve. The reason –> I take really good notes!
This session, we’re having Logic and Design. Much easier … as you can see, since I have more time to blog. It’s a pre-programming course, intended to teach us to design pretty, accurate flow charts, and write nice, clean, logical computer code. Each week, the course includes two live lectures, completing and passing in a multi-sectioned lab, reading and studying the assignments in our text book, reading and studying a written “lecture,” posting to our two classroom subject threads at least three times during the week, and taking a quiz on the material we’ve learned before the week is over. I don’t expect a lot of trouble from this course. It’s actually leaving me time to catch my breath. The last course didn’t leave me enough hours in a week to do much besides study … even though I was using voice recognition software to help with my notes.
So, what’s next? Maybe my grandsons and I will get to sit side by side, and do our homework together? I’ve seen stranger! The son I homeschooled is now homeschooling me! Today we reviewed SATA drives, various types of cables and ports, and the raison d’être behind all of those prickly pin connectors sticking out of a nice new motherboard … and put a Grub bootloader onto my Linux machine. I was a grateful, if somewhat slow, student …
Maybe it’s like a second childhood … I’m getting the chance to actually go to school all over again as I regress back into my infancy. You’d think I might have been able to skip that part, eh? Dig right into the candy bowl, grab a jump rope, and run outside to play! Nope, not for me! I’m going to go from Connectivity with Lab to Dick and Jane … and from there into diapers …
Tomorrow morning, I meet with my Red Hat ladies. I’ve only seen them once since last June, so it will be a happy get together for me. We’ll sit and dine together, laugh and be silly like a bunch of little girls on a school outing. We’ll all pretend that none of us see the extra white hair, the deeper wrinkles … the hand that shakes just a bit more than it did last time. We’ll mention those who are absent due to illness in hushed tones, never daring to wonder aloud if they’ll ever grace our meetings again …
… And then I’ll come home, pull out my lap top, and go to my class room. I’ll read about IF statements and WHILE loops, do my homework and study for my quizzes, and I’ll discuss the concerns of youth with my classmates.
What different worlds! Is it truly possible to belong to both? I wonder if I’ll ever find out …
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One of my required courses for HIT is “Health Services and Information Systems.” This week, we’re going to be engaging in a discussion on “current trends in the development of health information systems.” Our professor introduced the subject with a question: “What is CPOE and why do you think it has become such a growing trend?”





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